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We believe in wood-cutting, not cookie cutters! With that in mind, our focus is on creating beautiful custom products out of a variety of woods. Every piece is hand-built and crafted with care, so you’ll have a durable and unique item that should last a very long time! From cheese platters (we’re from Wisconsin, after all) on up to coffee tables, we have the skills to make pretty much any product you desire. Each item is unique and sure to grab the eye.

Falling Cube End Grain Cutting Boards

Each Falling Cube End Grain Cutting Board is made with three (3) different hardwoods: maple, cherry and walnut.  Boards are finished by first soaking them in food grade mineral oil.  The oil is then allowed to soak in and finally polished with a mineral oil/beeswax paste combination as a final finish.  The knife marks from cutting are barely visible if at all.

Boards may be engraved or laser etched with corporate names, family names, etc.  Most names can be designed for either engraving or laser etching. Engravings can be finished with an epoxy inlay in a variety of colors.

Falling Cube End Cheese Slicing Boards

Similar to the Falling Cube End Grain Cutting Boards, except they are smaller and of varying sizes.  Each Cheese Slicing Board has a wire slicing mechanism designed to provide straight and smooth cuts for most varieties of cheese (some harder cheeses may cut differently).

Boards may be engraved or laser etched with Corporate Names, Family Names, etc.  Most names can be designed for either engraving or laser etching. Engravings can be epoxy inlayed in a variety of colors.

Edge Grain Cutting Board

Each Edge Grain Cutting Board is made with up to three (3) different hardwoods: maple, cherry and walnut (other woods available upon request).  Boards are finished by first soaking them in food grade mineral oil.  The oil is then allowed to soak in and finally polished with a mineral oil/beeswax paste combination as a final finish.  The knife marks from cutting may be visible.

Boards may be engraved or laser etched with corporate names, family names, etc.  Most names can be designed for either engraving or laser etching. Engravings can be finished with an epoxy inlay in a variety of colors.

River Coffee Table with Risers

River Coffee Tables are approx. 24” X 48” and are “custom” as far as type of wood and color of the epoxy river.  The base of each table can be wood or metal.  The one shown is walnut with a Cobalt Blue epoxy (epoxy used is a Deep Pour from Upstart Epoxy / mica powder pigment is Cobalt Blue from Black Diamond Pigments) and finished with Odie’s Oil and two (2) coats of Odie’s Wax.

For this coffee table, the customer chose to have us add risers to raise the table top up, so the coffee table can be used as either a desk (for computer use) or a table on which to eat while watching television.

River Coffee Table

River Coffee Tables are approx. 24” X 48” and are “custom” as far as type of wood and color of the epoxy river.  The base of each table can be wood or metal.  The one shown is walnut with a Copper Penny Epoxy (epoxy used is a Deep Pour from Upstart Epoxy / mica powder pigment is Diamond Old Copper Penny from Black Diamond Pigments) and finished with Odie’s Oil and two (2) coats of Odie’s Wax.

Charcuterie Boards or Cheese and Sausage Serving Platter

Boards are made from a variety of hardwood lumber (maple, cherry and walnut or a mixture of any or all three (3) are the most common).  Standard size including the handle is 10-1/2” X 24”.  Boards are finished by first soaking them in food grade mineral oil.  The oil is then allowed to soak in and finally polished with a mineral oil/beeswax paste combination as a final finish.

Boards may be engraved or laser etched with corporate names, family names, etc.  Most names can be designed for either engraving or laser etching. Engravings can be finished with an epoxy inlay in a variety of colors.

Light Up Acrylic Signs

Made from 3/8’ thick clear cast acrylic, these signs are engraved for school sports achievements, scholastic awards, company awards, etc.  Each sign sits on a base that has an embedded LED light strip that projects a colored light specific to the sign.